Grandpa wants to bribe girls not to get a tattoo – The Boston Globe

Recently my daughter informed me that the oldest granddaughter is talking about getting a tattoo. If she (the granddaughter) were to ask me my thoughts about this idea, I would tell her that I disapprove for the simple reason that body ink is for the most part permanent, extremely painful, and complicated to remove.

But she hasnt asked my opinion. It is, after all, her body and therefore of no personal concern of mine.

Still, I honestly dont want her to get a tattoo. Not now, not ever.

So, what do you think of the idea of bribing her (and her sister and cousin) not to get one?

I have in mind telling all three girls that if they will refrain from getting a tattoo until, say, age 30, I will provide a bonus to their inheritance (Im thinking $10,000 each.)

I would be careful to explain that this has nothing to do with love I will love them regardless, of course nor is it punishment.

If they really want a tattoo, they should probably get one but if they choose not to, or at least to wait until they are 30 (when I will most likely be dead), I will reward them for indulging me.


A. If you want to teach these lovely girls to tie the concept of accepting (extremely generous) bribes to making personal choices, then go for it, understanding that there are possible unintended consequences.

For instance, the next choices they could run past you might be: the decision to take up smoking, or engage in other risk-taking behavior they know you might be willing to pay them to avoid.

Bribing also might lead them to do what they want, but simply not tell you about it, in order to avoid disappointing both you and their bank account.

I need to add that technological advances have apparently hit the world of ink. There are now tattoo products that advertise as ephemeral, designed to fade over a series of months, until they have completely disappeared.

You might suggest this idea to your granddaughter.

Q. My girlfriend and I have lived together for 10 years.

Every Mothers Day the same issue arises. My mom is 86 years old, and my girlfriend feels that because my mom and I live in the same town, I can see her any time, and that I should spend Mothers Day with her and her (adult) kids.

My mom is in good health, but she wont be around forever, and I feel that Mothers Day should be spent with your mom.

My girlfriends mom lives in another part of the country, so its not feasible for her to spend Mothers Day with her mom.

I asked her and her kids to join me, my brother, and our mom for dinner, but shes not interested. Ideally, we could all have dinner together, but thats not likely to happen.

Am I being selfish?


A. Using your girlfriends logic, you and she live together and because you can see her any time, why should you make a special effort to see her on Mothers Day?

In my opinion, any person who selfishly denies her guys desire to visit his elderly mother on Mothers Day and who also refuses an invitation to join her, has her priorities completely backward.

Because you all live in the same town, if you are determined to please your girlfriend, the solution would be for you to split yourself down the middle (as many people do on Mothers and Fathers Day) and spend time with your girlfriend and her children during the day, and then enjoy your dinner with your brother and mother later.

Q. I appreciate that you are running so many questions regarding the relationship consequences that can flow from DNA testing.

I would like to warn you and your readers that actual DNA testing is quite complex and the results from these various companies can be wrong!


A. Im increasingly satisfied with my decision not to have my own DNA tested.

Any unknown half-siblings out there will just have to find me.

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Grandpa wants to bribe girls not to get a tattoo - The Boston Globe

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